FUNNY STORY TOLD BY MR. MARK

Hey there 47 streetster .....Well as you can see Mr. Mark is the funniest lecturer on the plane earth. Every time we have a class with him he will tell us funny stories and fun fact. Well remember about the FUCK fact... There is more stuff that happens in that class. Mr. Mark told us not to use the Malaysian slang in American which means the ' la , hor' and so on.. The story he told to show us why is damn funny.

There is a guy who married a Singaporean. He took his wife to the bar and told the bartender "I'll have a beer and a coke for the donkey" and the bartender look next to the guy and see a girl not a donkey but he gave him what he ordered. When the guy is done he told the bartender"I'll have another beer and another coke for the donkey" the bartender gave him what he ordered again and look at the girl. When he finished his second beer he told the bartender again"I'll have another beer and a coke for the donkey" and the bartender try to shut his mouth. When the guy is done he went to the toilet and the bartender told the wife "Ma'am I don't know where you are from but in this country women have equal rights.You should have to put up with his calling you a donkey and stand up to him". (Mr. Mark said that in Texas accent and I can't grantee it's the same as his) The wife replied the bartender "YA HOR"(DONKEY SOUND COME OUT).

Now we all know why the husband call the wife donkey... HAHAHA... Remember when you are not in Malaysia or even when you are with people you don't really know don't use the Malaysian slang PLEASE I BEG OF YOU...Oh well will see what funny thing Mr. Mark says today and will blog about it so that ya'll can share the funny jokes.. Oh and don't you think Mr. Mark is like Mr. Koay ... Remember how we would always ask him to tell us more stories and he always say "I'm your teacher not a storyteller " But he tells us a story anyway ... Same as my primary teacher Pn. NG...

She use to tell me this story about the fat lazy boy whose mom feeds him everyday.. One day his mom receive a news saying his grandmother is sick.. So she made him a giant cookie that would last him 1 month and put it around his neck. His mom then went to see his grandmother and said she would be back in a month. 2 weeks later the mom came back earlier than expected and found him dead .. (From here you would think that the cookie was not enough to last him that long ) His mom took a look at the cookie and found out that he only ate the part he can reach with his mouth ... He died becoz he was too lazy to pick the cookie up with his hands and eat even to survive..

Interesting stories from my teachers ... Every stage of my student life there is at least a teacher that will tell me stories haha... Imagine that... Who knew...Incase anyone is wondering how my lecturer looks like ... As in pietro's brother a.k.a. The world greatest lecturer have a look above... Introducing MR. MARK STEPHAN FELIX...... WOW look at the time... I got to go now... Tata for now... XOXO